About Us

The Christ Corporation, in its most simplistic form, was founded shortly after the untimely demise of The Founder, Jesus Christ. Led by the Apostles Peter and John, and to an extent (in lieu of financial considerations) Matthew and Luke, The Christ Corporation quickly rose from the ashes of our great and absolute loss as a means to enhance and enrich the message of The Founder and bring to the world the sense of spiritual reclamation and financial well-being He so touted.

Upon the brief return of The Founder, the message and mission statement of The Christ Corporation was ratified and the first Anointing of the CEO and Christ of The Christ Corporation was overseen by The Founder Himself. Danny Christ took the reigns and entered into his 33-year term with the energy and resolve that has become the trademark of our operation, guiding The Christ Corporation into the annals of history in a world in dire need of His solvent leadership.

There have been 61 men who have held the post of CEO and Christ since those early days, and the lattermost—Billy Christ— rapidly approaches the day of Anointing His successor. For a more complete history of The Christ Corporation, please read Jean Paul Lemeaux’s The Christ Corporation, A History (excerpt below).

Excerpt from The Christ Corporation, A History

by Jean Paul Lemeaux

"After all, life on the whole is nothing more than a symbiotic cesspool. A resting hole of congealed life forms in dire need of a helping hand, a process of separation granting them individuality. The Christ Corporation is the centrifuge of religion, absolving the drama of schismatic faith, unifying the whole of belief under the fundamental principle of unquestioning servitude, drawing from its midst the one true image to be beholden to: The Christ.

“In fact it is true that The Christ Corporation has no actual business in religion. Instead, they are the business in religion. Where the pastoral elite are the patriarch of any given flock of worshipers, The Company is the patrician of the church and a stabilizing breath over its shoulder. The church maintains the integrity of faith and the dutiful fulfillment of earthly obligations, whereas The Christ Corporation considers—and rightfully so—the whole activity a leisurely pursuit and only a bit more than a means to a financial end. Church dogma preaches that Judgment Day is the ultimate review of one’s life and their worldly deeds, or callous wrongdoings as the token may fall; but to The Christ Corporation, Judgment Day is nothing more than a close to the fiscal year…on a rather permanent basis.”